Poetry+Unit+AD

**Poetry Assignment #1**
1. Experience with poetry... I usually enjoy poetry on the reading side; I think it's interesting and it's usually got a good perspective on things, too. I don't however like writing it, nor am I very adept at it. It's too hard and takes way too much thought and emotion and whatnot. Poetry really can be anything, although for the most part, writing with line breaks and not just written in straight paragraph form like prose or like a play.

I don't know many stereotypes of those who write poetry, except I guess I've heard emotional or many famous poets are often wayyy off their rocker.
 * 2. Stereotypes...**

The Art of Poetry
 * 3.** //Ars Poetica...//

Done!
 * 4. Read Moore's poem...**

I love to read poetry, ...writing it, eh, not so much.
 * 5. Poem about my feelings about poetry...**

So I'm not going to finish this off.

I've tried to write adn tried to write, however it's always been too hard.
 * revised version:**

I love to read it, but with lacking writing skills, I'll just end it... here.

**Poetry Assignment #3**
I wasn't sure if I had to put the questions on here since we discussed them in class, so I'll just have my poem on here; hopefully that will suffice...

I love you my dear. OH how we spend hours together, as we express our love.
 * Shocker Poem:**

I need no others while I have your love.

...You truly are a man's best friend. . . Fido!

Revised Version: Never have I loved another; From your birth we've been together, and since this time we've remained inseperable.

I ask for nothing more than you, and this I know I always shall have.

Truly, you do love me back. . . Fido!


 * Slam Poem:**

So, you're a prick. Honestly, you're not funny at all Mr. Cook. You tell maybe a few good jokes, then you laugh at 'em yourself! Now you're presentation's good, I'll give ya that. But your jokes; Oh, your damn jokes! Who invented the middle finger?! Good one!! Except my six-year-old cousin just asked the exact same thing.

Now look at you: your 18,000 fans, thinkin' you're the big cheese! All 'cause these movies, with Jess Simpson and Jess Alba. (Oh, that explains a lot!) Your attractive figure is what sells all those tickets! But you're still not funny, and, well, Mr. Dane Cook-ie', you're really no more than a rookie.