Slam+Poem

So, you're a prick. Honestly, you're not funny at all Mr. Cook. You tell maybe a few good jokes, then you laugh at 'em yourself! Now you're presentation's good, I'll give ya that. But your jokes; Oh, your damn jokes! Who invented the middle finger?! Good one!! Except my six-year-old cousin just asked the exact same thing.

Now look at you: your 18,000 fans, thinkin' you're the big cheese! All 'cause these movies, with Jess Simpson and Jess Alba. (Oh, that explains a lot!) Your attractive figure is what sells all those tickets! But you're still not funny, and, well, Mr. Dane Cook-ie', you're really no more than a rookie.