February+Uno

Matt Brune was tall, handsome, and black; he lived an easy life and had (looking from the outside) everything going for him at age 26. After a stomach stapling, a quintuple gastric bypass, and five years of weekly liposuction, Matt overcame an irregular and extreme obesity stint, growing from being 175 pounds at age five, to 685 pounds at age twenty. (Matt suffers from OCD and is able to only record numbers in intervals of five.) Now the CEO of __Mobile Products, Ltd.__, Matt resides in a large mansion, makes nearly $500,000 yearly, and has truly got the hoes all on him. Despite the above listed accomplishments, Matt suffers from not only OCD, but is also an irregularly uptight man. Three prozacs a day, various legal and illegal drugs, all-natural and herb supplements, debauchery, and regular visits to assorted whore houses were never able to push his nerves into submission. He lived a day-to-day worried and nervous life.