Spanky+and+the+Talking+Cookie

__**Spanky and the Talking Cookie**__

Once upon a time there was a super hero named Bagz the Super Bagger; he could fill bags ata grocery store, without breaking anything, faster than anyone in the world - but that doesn't matter, I'm going to tell you about someone even better, Spanky, and his side-kick, a talking M&M Cookie called Nibbles. Way back when these guys were young, in 2023, there was corruption everywhere. Greed was everywhere. Thieves were everywhere. Corruption was everywhere. Somebody had to do something, and this is where we come to Spanky and Nibbles. Spanky spanked with his skateboard and Nibbles shot M&Ms out his butt - I know, pretty sweet. The dangerous duo would hang around some politicians, knowing they would probably be laundering some money. Once they saw some deals going down, they went into action. This is how they rolled: Spanky skateboarded in circles around the suspect as to make him dizzy while Nibbles shot his high-speed M&Ms, once the convict fell to the ground or started shaking, Spanky got off his skateboard and got to it - he spanked their bad guy with his skateboard; quite a beating, very few could withstand. The greedy jerk then gave in and returned all the money, sworn to never involve himself in stealing money again. (For the ones who could take that, they got a skateboard shoved all the way down their throats - I know pretty graphic.) Every now and then a few "tough guys" go back to their terrible crimes, how sad for them. Whe this happened Spanky and Nibbles went crazy on them, but to my own dismay, I cannot, on this program, speak of the punishment they would receive; allow your imagination to wander. They continued around the globe defeating corrupted people, especially politicians. They removed several senators, mayors, governors, and even a few president who waged wars only to gain money, regardless of the countless deaths they caused. Eventually the two retired to Bikini Bottom Retirement Home at the prime age of 136. They retired at a young age for the year 2180 and they received no Social Security - I know, pretty sad.

Majorly Revised version: Spanky and Nibbles, As Told By: Al Samuels